Golf is a sport often associated with elegance, class and good manners. But what happens when you add a little dash of romance to the mix? Well, you get a scene that's perfect for ragging lines. So if you're looking for the perfect putting cue on the golf course, you've come to the right place!
Here are some half-assed and a bunch of bad lines to use when playing golf:
"I can see you have a good handle on the club, but I think I could teach you a few tricks."
"I've heard that golfers have very good endurance. Shall we see if we can last until the 18th hole?"
"I think I've found my new favorite hole - this hole next to you."
"If I win this match, I promise to treat you to dinner afterwards. And if you win, can you choose where we eat?"
"I'm no Tiger Woods, but I'd love to try to win your heart instead."
"You look like someone who knows how to handle an iron club. Would you care to show me how?"
"I think I'm lost on this path, but I hope I find the way to your heart."
"If golf balls represent love, then I'd like to hit a hole-in-one with you."
"You certainly have an impressive technique, but I think I have found a better technique to win your heart."
"I'm no expert at golf, but I think I hit my best shot today - meeting you."
So there you have it - ten racquet cues that are "safe" cards on the golf course. But remember, it's always important to respect your fellow player and their boundaries. And if you're not sure how your ragging line will be received, you can always try saying it to yourself first. Good luck on the track!